(Source: ladyshinga)

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

(Source: littlemixens)

kittencafe:

Sleepy Kitty ♡

(Source: la-mode-est-ma-passion1)

schmergo:

scopesandskullties:

schmergo:

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

(Source: sharkb0yinthewat3r)

egbudiwe:

☆

(Source: wis9)

(Source: jeliyfish)

turing-tested:

hey no offense but why and how do british people look british. they open their mouth and make a british noise and its like. yeah you look like u would make that noise. whats up with that

(Source: mrbenwyatt)

just-shower-thoughts:

Wish we could dream with other, like multiplayer dreaming.

reginasmom:

*does one thing for school* i need a year off